tila\ tequila

1. (tila tequila) (1801↑, 466↓)

the worst singer ever

tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects

Author: enoughshotstoshare http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/1997285

2. (Tila Tequila) (1312↑, 293↓)

So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.

:O Halloween's coming up, better put Tila Tequila in my MySpace top 8\!

Author: Another Helen C http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/1995013

3. (tila tequila) (939↑, 207↓)

A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...

Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show? Who? Tila Tequila, yo\! What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace? Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film. Word.

Author: Jay D. http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2627558

4. (tila tequila) (854↑, 144↓)

A great example of what's wrong with America.

Tila Tequila scares me.

Author: nrl6487 http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2710931

5. (tila tequila) (635↑, 163↓)

Also see [Tila Nguyen], because that's her real name. She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar". There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells\!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow. Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.

Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.

Author: Vivien Mourier http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2364364

6. (Tila Tequila) (502↑, 115↓)

-verb 1. act of having no talent -noun 2. having no talent

Joe: I can't play this guitar\! Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice\!

Author: James L.G. http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2734043

7. (Tila Tequila) (408↑, 80↓)

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted\!

Author: Wilson1 http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2858716

8. (Tila Tequila) (318↑, 48↓)

An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.

Tila Tequila is the best slut in the world, but the worst singer.

Author: CookingDevice http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2742334

9. (tila tequila) (220↑, 52↓)

an ugly slutty whore who no one likes and is known for her fake body and sucky music on MTV.

I couldn't stand watching that slut Tila Tequila's show last night so i turned it off.

Author: braylin http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/3157261

10. (Tila Tequila) (209↑, 85↓)

A disappointment to bisexuals everywhere when on her hit show, Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, she chose Bobbi over Dani.

Tila Tequila missed out on some good, firewoman vagina.

Author: Katlin http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2772134

11. (Tila Tequila) (144↑, 33↓)

Flat-faced hooker who got famous by having millions of Myspace friends,being a slut on national television,and putting out shitty music.Basically,she's a professional media whore.

Did you catch Tila Tequila's new show,"Re-Enforcing Negative Bisexual Stereotypes With Tila Tequila" ?

Author: SneezeDoodle http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/3217701

12. (Tila Tequila) (115↑, 24↓)

A fugly annoying tryhard midget slut-faced prostitute whore who's amount of talent ranges somewhere in the negatives.

Tila Tequila deserves to have her eyeballs shat on.

Author: I love lamp. http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/3413015

13. (tila tequila) (197↑, 113↓)

A girl who associates herself wiith black rappers and hiphop artists to try to become more well known and famous but has been seen dating only white men. Tila is sending out many misconceptions about asian women. Most high class, respectable asian women prefer asian men, white western american men, or european men. all of my girlfriends who are asian have never dated a black man, and they say its just natural knowledge in their culture. They also look down on people who sell a "slutty" image and see it as disgraceful. If you are asian or you have a close friend who is a classic asian woman, you already know this is true.

The 4 foot 11 girl, Tila Tequila, is a disgrace to all asian women.

Author: truthseeker00 http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2961253

14. (tila tequila) (140↑, 70↓)

is the defined super whore , she is the unholy christ of bisexuals everywere. who knew you could fuck your way on to mtv... I think she is a morfed nigger,spick,asian.. she is the defination of whoreisim

tila tequila is looking for a chick with a really big clit

Author: tim erwin http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/3042369

15. (Tila Tequila) (84↑, 22↓)

famous in myspace, only because people add her &want to see her half naked pictures. she says she Bisexual so she can have her own show on MTV,(which isn't real). her voice sounds like a sheep on crack. Looks like a Chihuahua. &is UGLY

Tila Tequila: I'M SO FUCKING SEXY

Author: awkwardfork http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/3645145

16. (tila tequila) (57↑, 12↓)

Dumb Asian whore with blond hair and fake tits and caked on makeup. Famous for sitting behind her computer hours on end updating her myspace page. Thinks she is bisexual and has scored a TV show "A shot at love", more recently claimed to be pregnant by a certain so called a-list rapper who's identity is unknown. Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings. MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing. A hot mess

Aye you heard of this myspace sleez tila tequila? Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy? yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual what about that floozy? she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight... yeah tell that to ya boy yay digg\!

Author: damuthafuckintruth http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/4115921

17. (Tila Tequila) (66↑, 23↓)

Some "Famous" So Called[Bisexual] [myspace] Whore who has millions Of "Friends" On myspace. She HAD A Crappy show Called "[A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila]".She sings Some Shitty Songs That i bet no one listens To,And She Has A SHIT LOAD of nude pics online.

Tila Tequila:LIKE OMG\! I GOT A AWESOME PLAIN TO BECOME MORE FAMOUS IM GOING TO PRETEND TO BE BISEXUAL AND SLEEP WITH AN MTV Producer FOR I CAN HAVE MY OWN SHOW\!\! YAY\!\!

Author: 3mos-r-cool http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/3310923

18. (Tila Tequila) (40↑, 9↓)

1. The quintessential publicity whore who gained fame by exploiting the asian fetishes of douchebag bros who love midgets with fake tits. 2. A chigger poser who lied about being attacked by Shawn Merriman coincidentally at the same time her fame was fading and the 2009 NFL season opening was all over the news. She fabricated photos of bruises on her body that somehow got leaked to the internet....by her. 3. An old lady who is sadly still trying to appear to be "sexy" in an attempt to hold onto her pathetic fame.

"Dude did you see that pumpkin-faced midget that just went by? Her fake tits looked like grapefruits attached to a plywood board\!" "Yea, that was Tila Tequila."

Author: The Planet Earth http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/4232662

19. (Tila Tequila) (54↑, 25↓)

An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.

Did you see Tila Tequila kiss that girl.

Author: QTGyal http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/3403657

20. (Tila Tequila) (7↑, 1↓)

Tila Tequila: a woman who embarassed her self ..VERY PUBLICALLY.. On a ' hit ' MTV show,entitled..a shot of love with tila.. where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??\!?\!?\!\!? CRAZY ASS HOE She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of.. There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila.. she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity.. Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..

tila the product of america home of the stupid and ignorant and rascist but guess what they are proud of it and even try to make money out of the fact they are so stupid .. Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her.. TILA TEQUILA IS AN IDIOT FULL STOP THAT FOOL IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH LIEF..

Author: TILATHICKQUELA http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/5300799

21. (tila tequila) (21↑, 16↓)

Asian American former porn star who got laid for a position to become famous

tila tequila please suck my cock?, tila tequila let me fuck you raw\!

Author: Amp Dott http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/4136830

22. (tila tequila) (37↑, 86↓)

The \#1 most popular girl on myspace She's been on the news and on this months cover of "stuff magazine" shes pretty much every where you look

You: Who is this girl tila tequila I have been seeing every where? Me: Tila tequila is the most popular girl on myspace\!

Author: rastabill89 http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/1693424

23. (tila tequila) (44↑, 109↓)

A famous model, singer, and entertainer. She had a show on MTV called "A Shot At Love", where she revealed she was a bisexual, and 16 boys and 16 girls all competed for her love. Tila Tequila has 2 million+ friends on MySpace, and she has been featured in Maxim, Time, Blender, King, and more. Her real name is Tila Nguyen.

I love Tila Tequila\! I have a huge poster of Tila Tequila in my bedroom.

Author: noob1ly http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/3196314

24. (Tila Tequila) (51↑, 129↓)

A hot Asian girl who's Xanga was deleted for being "too popular". Then MySpace, which was just starting out, invited Tila and she invited all her friends. Later MTV made a crappy show starring Tila to add on to their crappy music.

Tila Tequila is like the Asian Paris Hilton except smarter and can correct your math homework.

Author: Dan Pruns http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2871092

25. (tila tequila) (338↑, 423↓)

An internationally known [myspace] celebrity. Also the single most popular girl on myspace hosting over a million friends. A fucking HAWT ASS asian. She's 3/4 Vietnamese, 1/4 French. She's only 4'11'. She probably doesnt even need to get on her knees. Shes pretty whitewashed and ries to shoot for a hardcore personality. But i guess she kinda is pretty hXc. She started out as a model, but had morphed into a singer, close designer, and soon to be writer? I think. She has a foul ass mouth. While singing she kind of sounds like a weird variation of Hilary Duff. In 'Straight Up' she sounds alot like a little kid screaming, but you get used to it after a while, and it grows on you. I actually like her music\<3 She's allergic to alcohol, but smokes. She has split personalities. Tila, the small town innocent girl from Texas, and Jane the sexual trouble maker bitch. Her nickname Tila Tequila originated when she was in 8th grade, and she experimented with drinking and just about died because shes allergic, and her friends just started calling her Tila Tequila after that. Tila's kind of a whore, you can find Tila porn everywhere, and videos on youtube.com. Shes the one parents hate that all theyre kids love. Shes really down to earth and fun, regardless. Natural bust? No. Its common sense, teeny asian girls just dont naturally get breasts that big. Tila is almost always wearing false eyelashes. She has various nteresting tattoos. I fucking LOVE her[: and her cute freckles.

daayam f00l, i got off to that asian ho tila tequila last night\!

Author: alexaholic http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/1739999

26. (Tila Tequila) (56↑, 185↓)

A very awesome vietnemese singer/rapper/actress that has her own show that is called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".

Tila Tequila is a goddess\!\!

Author: tilatequilafan http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/2745376

27. (Tila Tequila) (154↑, 342↓)

Tila Tequila - The Most Popular Girl on the Web. Ever heard of [MySpace]? She's no doubt the most requested/visited/commented page in any MySpace account. But who is she? She was just a normal, yet hot, model. Shes been on a couple of T.V. shows such as "Surviving Nugent" and yet some more, but one day, literally out of no where, shes explodes into this huge phenomenon. Nearly everyone on MySpace knows who she is and has , of course, added her. With over 30,000,000 profile views (each time someone clicks on her page), over 540,000 comments, and over 1000 comments for each picture, she's practically a celebrity. Since her giant blast, she's appeared on T.V. shows, magazines, and more. Tila is an entreprenuer, model, musical artist, and even has a little acting skill. With such a great personality, and huge talent, maybe she could be the next super-star.

Have you seen Tila Tequila on MySpace? She's so hot.

Author: Mitchell Swope http://tila-tequila.urbanup.com/1754736

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Last updated: 2012.03.01